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Poster: bluedevil Date: Mar 24, 2011 11:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

A variation of some old shit:

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
Narcisism: I am the shit!


And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

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Poster: dead-head_Monte Date: Mar 24, 2011 12:21pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

here's some more shit for BD's list to complete this thread --

The best shit in my belief system thread, recently posted here:
10 pounds of shit requires a 10-pound bag

Some really good GD political shit:
Billy for President rap - mp3, Anchorage, 23 seconds

The mary-jane I smoked today:
"This is some really good shit."

John Hartford's anti-censorship tune taped at 1970 Philly Folk festival:
Smoke, Shit, and Fuck - mp3, 2:20

This post was modified by dead-head_Monte on 2011-03-24 19:21:39

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Poster: fireeagle Date: Mar 24, 2011 12:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

*10 pounds of shit requires a 10-pound bag*

if pressed properly 20+ would fit in

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Poster: dead-head_Monte Date: Mar 24, 2011 1:11pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Shit about war...
"This shit really, really, really SUCKS!!!"

"Peace is good shit!" You're into some pretty good shit, my friend...

(thanks for sharing the movie)

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 24, 2011 11:38am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Are you giving proper attribution? It's a bad way to be embarrassed, regardless of excuse. ;-)

And that it's funny as hell (heaven, dirt, ect.). But I didn't get Satanism. And how about a plain ol' Christian w/ no attribution? Jesus is the shit?

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Mar 24, 2011 12:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

it's a cut and paste of a cut and paste of an unattributed compilation but it's still funny shit - regardless of the source.

and i can't believe this shit - at work instead of anaheim. holding out hope of houston....

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 24, 2011 12:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Hopefully, see you Sunday.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 24, 2011 11:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Yeah you tell him. The Holy Shit-kicking Attributionists (GD Forum chapter) will be on his tail before he knows it.

Yeah, Satanists - read it backwards.

And I thought you were good at getting things the wrong way round...

:-)

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 24, 2011 12:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Too much #2. :-). Between the two of you, how much coffee will forcefully be snorted out?

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 24, 2011 1:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Coffee? Who mentioned coffee? The sun is well over the yardarm in this neck of the woods.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 24, 2011 11:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Satanism: Upside down and backwards

Like an upside down crucifix is big with the Prince of Darkness fan club.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 24, 2011 11:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

"Upside down and backwards"

So does that make you a Satanist?

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 24, 2011 11:52am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Nope, that'd be an alterboy.







Wow. That's not right.

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Poster: micah6vs8 Date: Mar 24, 2011 12:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: favorite 'shoulda, woulda, coulda' moments?

Too much #1 :-)